the conquests of a stud-monkey

number 2

Wed, 23 Nov 2005 15:06:43 GMT

so here's another innocent victim of my horrible imagination. one of the greatest people i have ever met. whats worse is she did NOTHING to me, nothing at all. all of my apologies have already been extended, but the fact that she has done nothing remains, i want everyone to know that. its an aweful thing. it really is.

i've learned a valuable thing from all of this: its always your own fault. i dont even KNOW how i got some of those people on that horrid list. apologies to all.

with love and sorrow, zackariah

official apology bulletin

Tue, 15 Nov 2005 02:30:31 GMT

this bulletin goes out to a certain lady whom i have been a real mean person towards recently. i decided to blame my problems on her just because she has a boyfriend now who she talks to a lot. which is understandable, who doesnt talke to their boyfriend a lot? so its alright. there wasnt so much of a problem, i just felt really ignored so i pinned it on one of my favorite people in the world. the other day i heard 'coin operated boy' and i was almost brought to my knees. its really a shame how ive been acting lately, so i extend my sincerest apopologies to my cookie.

<3------Zackariah

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Sun, 13 Nov 2005 02:19:32 GMT

(previously filled with some of the biggest bullshit youve ever seen)

i figuered it ouT!

Mon, 04 Jul 2005 01:02:37 GMT

so you know how i was wondering what 'fifteen men on a dead mans chest' meant? well i figured it out.
fifteen men-the crew of the ship
dead man's chest-the old treasure chest, the guy who buried it is dead
on-they were standing on top of it
yohoho and a bottle of rum-lets party

another thing, you guys must watch rushmore, it is the man

COLLEEN I MISS YOU

Mon, 27 Jun 2005 18:08:59 GMT

i miss you so much
we goota hang oot soon

hiya kids

Thu, 16 Jun 2005 18:57:14 GMT

havent been around in a while children. sorry.
we should all go to the alkaline show in boston
night before the last day of school. i miss you
all and cant really explain. dont really feel
like talking so ill go

the two need unity

Sat, 11 Jun 2005 00:52:07 GMT

im here in FL having a good time at my cuzs'
flew down and filled up like six pages with mango magpie stuff in my new sketchbook
the mango magpie stuff amounts to a bit of an epic. the mango and the magpie are separated and become sad.
then the two get stairs and a ropeladder and become happy.
ill be back on two's day.
i miss you all so very much

guys, fnxradio.com on two's day, gorilaz concert. all day. check it out

we need a little (rumble)

Sat, 04 Jun 2005 01:42:28 GMT

we do need a little (rumble)
i just filmed"MacDeth" a metal version of some lines from MacBeth. it was sick and rocked hard, wicked hard. we filmed some stuff with a ukelale/\>>>youll have to see it

i missed the dance tonight which i would have liked to meet anna, caleigh and heather. but i filmed some sick rock instead.

To Huu (thats a name)

Thu, 02 Jun 2005 19:20:50 GMT

i saw this on YCLUSA and i thought it was really nice

A Lullaby
By To Huu

Bees produce honey, love flowers;
Fish swim, love water; birds sing, love the sky.
My baby, if humans want to survive
They must love their comrades, love their brothers.

A single star does not bright up the night;
A single stalk of rice does not make a harvest;
A single man—doesn’t he make up the world?
If he lives, he’s just like a smoldering fire!

Mountains are high thanks to the piling earth,
And scorning that it is low, where else will mountains sit on?
Thousands of rivers pour into the deep ocean,
And scorning that they are small, how will ocean find water?

Old bamboos love bamboo shoots;
They pamper them as mothers shower love on their offspring.
Later on when you grow up
In your two strong arms you can embrace the world all around.

Jean is dead

Sun, 29 May 2005 02:01:11 GMT

a lady at my church died. the funeral was today. i always ment to write about her. i think she was the most beautiful woman i had ever met. she was old, she smiled a lot and had crazy hair. she was large and reminded me of a big, happy, ball. her husband reminds me of the father in bigfish. she was matt's grandma. she died on thursday, the day before matt's birthday. he has lost track of things and didnt enjoy his birthday. this death has overwhelmed him. i didnt know Jean very well but i loved her. this death makes me sad because there were so many people that were sad. nick cried, i have never seen him cry. i could not talk to justin, nick, or matt. what would you say? sorry she died?no. shes in a better place now. everyone knows that but we cannot admit to it. everyone was so sad and i left the funeral to sit in the car. i found some pokeweed and tried to get some juice from it but there was only bitter juice so i just peeled the outside off and ate the meat. its messed with my stomach. everyone was out there comforting eachother and i was just sitting in the car. im an aweful person, i could hardly talk to a good friend of mine. i never said goodbye to any of them, i just smiled and left. i prayed about it and asked if i could see Jean soon, maybe i will. if i died it wouldnt be too bad. i could meet a lot of cool people in Heaven. i wonder if Elvis or Marx are up there...
maybe this faith in a life after life gets my hopes up, always ready to die so i can be happy. what if there isnt Heaven and i get screwed? i have no clue
i guess i miss people a lot and havnt hung out with anybody. i dont really hang out with people cause i dont really have any friends. i have friends but we dont fight and we dont love. i dont do anything with my "friends" cause im not a "friends" person. oh well. i read my letters from abbi and i miss a girlfriend so much. i dont like abbi but i want another one, its like crack cocaine, you cant get enough. but it always ends up bad and nobody EVER stays together so thats why id just get a hooker to date and not a person i know cause then id waste a "friend". i just dont know...

Fri, 20 May 2005 23:49:57 GMT

Coin operated boy
Sitting on the shelf i am just a toy
But she turns me on and he comes to life
Automatic joy
That is why i am a coin operated boy

Made of plastic and elastic
I am rugged and long-lasting
Who could ever ever ask for more
Love without complications galore
Many shapes and weights to choose from
She will never leave her bedroom
She will never cry at night again
Wrap her arms around me and pretend....

Coin operated boy
All the other real ones that she's destroyed
Cannot hold a candle to her new boy and she'll
Never let me go and she'll never be alone
Not with her coin operated boy......

This bridge was written to make you feel smittener
With my sad picture of girl getting bitterer
Can you extract her from her plastic fantasy
she didnt think so but she's still convinceable
Will you persist even after she bets you
A billion dollars that she'll never love you
Will you persist even after she kisses you
Goodbye for the last time
Will you keep on trying to prove it?
She's dying to lose it...
she wants it
she want you
I am a coin operated boy.

And if she had a star to wish on
For my life i cant imagine
Any flesh and blood could be my match
she can even take me in the bath

Coin operated boy
I may not be real experienced with girls
But she think I feel like a boy should feel
Isnt that the point that is why i am a
Coin operated boy
With my pretty coin operated voice
Saying that I loves her that i'm thinking of her
Straight and to the point
That is why i am
A coin operated boy.

tourest in the forest

Thu, 12 May 2005 17:05:08 GMT

camping=amazing
dont really wanna elaobrate cause i wanna go
i just updated myspacesogothere
the name is nortonvirus, sign up
i need more friends

it goes soft when i lick it...

Mon, 09 May 2005 19:31:23 GMT

ICE CREAM yeah me and meredith went to kinballs on friday
called a bunch of people to try and invite them to come b
ut no one would come. it was fun we just made dirty jokes
about ice cream and got wicked full. do you like this new
format? lol format...more like...style? i guess i dont up
date enough. too bad for you. maybe camping tonight? mayb
e anyone wanna see hitchikers guide on thurs? maybe maybe
that worked out pretty cool. im pretty hungry. see yall l
ater.goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye good

the game is over

Fri, 06 May 2005 00:09:23 GMT

i got this flaming lips cd which i love a lot
im writing more songs, theyre easy to write

i decided to give up on the whole three letter-named girl. its not worth the time. im pretty sure she hasnt noticed me at all. or maybe she has noticed me and hates me im not really right for her. not really right for girls, not right for boys. not right for sexual love. ill love you guys til the end. i cant stand it and it wont work.

I know I should get next to you
you got a look that makes me think you're cool
But it's just sexual attraction
Not somethin' real so I'd rather keep wackin'

Why bother?
it's gonna hurt me
It's gonna kill when you desert me
This happened to me twice before
It won't happen to me anymore

I've known a lot of girls before
What's the harm in knowin' one more?
Maybe we could even get together
Maybe you could break my heart next summer
It's a crying shame I'm all alone
Not with you, nor her, nor anyone
Won't you knock me on my head
Crack it open let me outta here.

ode to a song

Sat, 30 Apr 2005 23:52:57 GMT

im pretty tired.
im pretty.
definitely pretty tired of being pretty (and tired)

id like to write a song i think.
i think.
i think therefore i ge a headache.

i think this song is taking shape.
shape.shape.shape.
shop shop.
chop chop.
quick, now eat your slop.

hmm, i think this is weird.
grampy just made me shave my neckbeard.
whos to feared?
whos to feared?

your face
your mom
it cant hold up to THIS bomb

thats pretty funny cause like the first five or six werent even meant to be like a song. that was fun so ill stop.

fun

Fri, 29 Apr 2005 00:25:20 GMT

so i went to this thing today with jeannie (the talented redhead) and it was wicked sweet. it was an excellent experience and if i was in a better mood, i'd elabrate but i wanna get home kinda. so cya!

so much to say

Sat, 23 Apr 2005 14:40:20 GMT

MAN! DRESDEN DOLLS! theyre soooo hot. it was an AMAZING show. quite simply amazing. i went with dustin and carolyn, met faustine there and her weird stalker-friend (foofy i love you!). then i saw this girl i had already met, it was weird. they played "life on mars" which is one of my favorite songs EVER, by Bowie. before we left, carolyn and i went to the meadow and it was sweet. scouts tonight. i think im staying over bryan's,dunno tho. kagan told me yesterday that this Julie senior chick thinks im a cool dude and kinda likes me, its odd tho cause i dont remember ever talking to her. in fact most of the time when were even on the same bus i dont talk at all. aaah. dresden dolls! i met brian in the bathroom, hes from greenville. on tuesday ill be promoted to life scout, which means ill be one rank away from eagle. i think ill see gram tomorrow, maybe shell buy me doc martins. this week i dont know what ill do, i was supposed to house sit but they cancelled on me. on wed. i think i have n interview for big brothers big sistas. on thurs i hope to attend that ws thing with jeannie (the beautiful,multi-talented,homeschooled,redhead). i think im gonna get an undercut

last night i cried for you. i dont harldy ever cry for people but this boils my blood. i dont know if its over for you or how much more you must go through but believe me, i love you. because you deserve better.
things happen to people that shouldnt. and i hate it because nothing bad happens to me. give me some of your pain. let me share it. you dont deserve it. maybe everyone can share?

gimme a coin sister

Tue, 19 Apr 2005 01:20:01 GMT

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looked straight at her ass, never saw her face. bastard

Sun, 17 Apr 2005 00:32:46 GMT

so guys, its been a while. last wed. was pretty cool,after the class i hung out with James (the really pretty boy) and his brother (who looked like dee-dee ramone) for a little, then i got pizza, did my homework outside, studied Rousseau inside and went to the bookreading. jo was a nice man. i just about finished my shelter. i think ill sleep in it this week, maybe two'sday. im really sad cause i heard about this dresden dolls concert IN MANCHESTER! i went to get tickets, it was to be next friday. they were all sold out. i was so disappointed. i havent been that disappointed in a while. i got pretty depressed this weekend too, whatever.i cant believe the things i would consider,i have a great life cause i know you all love me. AND i saw colleen-a today, she wasnt really that excited. we did walk around the field though. i think i might go to the pictures tomorrow with meredith and some other people that we might "forger" to call. lol. i wanted this post to be pretty long but i dont think it turned out that long, oh well.

weezer-make believe:May
white stripes-get behind me,satan:June

you cant even lift that cannon youre carrying

Sun, 10 Apr 2005 01:29:01 GMT

soooo i got stood up lol. dunno what happened
sc was soooo awexome, we still havent seen it together yet.
whatever.
now i feel wicked badass wearing a leather jacket

every mother's son

Thu, 07 Apr 2005 22:31:23 GMT

hey guys~~~~
hmm kinda sick. im alright tho
i dont really understand why people have to put other people down. its so uncool man. like the other day on the bus told me to invest in new clothing because he didnt like my coat. some kids on the bus today kept calling me "freak" behind my back. who cares? why bother? its uncool guys. i dont talk about you i dont think.

but im happy cause peter loved my paper, which i put a good deal of effort into (unlike some people) lol jk man. but it feels good to be COMPLIMENTED for once

hello!hurray! let the show begin!

Mon, 04 Apr 2005 23:01:37 GMT

so i think i may get xbox live tonight.
im kinda bored but im fine.
maybe ill find something to do. i stared working on the sauna and next sun. bause and i r gonna work on it. i think ill go see sin city (hopefully) this weekend with kristen, alison, and like a buncha people i dont know. anyone is welcome to come. so come on pilgrim

hurray!

Sun, 03 Apr 2005 19:07:04 GMT

thers a girl i like a lot. so much i think ill ask her out (eventually).
who is it you may ask? ill give you two hints
1)shes closely related to jill
2)her name begins with M and ends with A
(jill dont say anything to her)

pixies////ho pixies

Sun, 03 Apr 2005 00:53:52 GMT

Give me help
Give me help
You can... levitate me

Then take off them rings
Off them hose
Levitate me

Higher place
Levitate me

Elevator lady
Lady levitate me

If all in all is true
If all is true

Won't you please fawn over me
Shaky shake... Shakey
Levitate me

Come on Pilgrim
You know he loves you
Levitate me

Higer place
Levitate me

He kicked a baby
Elevator lady
Lady
Elevator Lady
Lady. Lady. Levitate me

If all in all is true
If all is true
Won't you please run over me
Me, me, me, me, ...

GWAH

Sat, 02 Apr 2005 01:11:48 GMT

sc3=sweet
nachos=sweet
home alone=sweet
noones here=not sweet

im feelin sick.
this weekends gonna suck